There are pictures of cute raccoons.
Pictures of cute raccoons which show cute raccoons being cute, like this one:
This topic is not about these pictures.
I did some kind of test: I typed “raccoon” into the DeviantArt search bar – the results were horrendous. And I want to show you them.
“Raccoon In A Bikini” by hollyann
Oh, look. It’s a raccoon in a bikini. The only positive thing about this picture is that it doesn’t show an actual raccoon wearing a bikini.
“A Raccoon” by minnagowaseiryuu
What are the artist’s thoughts about this piece of shit nightmarish cookie-cutter inflation art?
Raccoons make good balloons *giggle*
MINNAGOWASEIRYUU, YOU SICK CYNICAL BASTARD.
“Raccoon Kombat” by FriskyWoods
We’ve moved from one fetish to another. Why is there a green raccoon? And WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WEAR DIAPERS? Not to mention that the joke is unfunny.
Remember: I found these pictures by simply searching “Raccoon” on DeviantArt.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Now seriously. Her “head” looks completely deformed due to the horrible photomontage: Her eyes and mouth are aslope in comparison to the “nose”. And the “ears” are completely misplaced. Fuck you WereKatt, and fuck this awful Photoshopped abomination.
“Ristin Raccoon” by ozkangaroo
Of course furries have to ruin everything. This.. guy looks like he’s eating out of a trash can, so he associates with the “real raccoon environment” – despite the fact that he’s standing on two feet. The creator of the fursuit also takes fursuit commissions with a price of “$1300 – $2000″. What the fuck? Well, with such a price I guess the guy wearing this fursuit has been already punished.
Bottom line: Fuck furries.
I don’t care what you think about Werekatt’s racoon photomanip, I think it is pretty cool. Werekatt’s great at photomanips.
I do love racoons though.
@Nathan F: We don’t care what you think about Werekatt’s pathetic photomanip. It’s fucking terrible. Werekatt is awful at art. We do love raccoons, though. They are certainly more adorable than “racoons”, which you reference twice in your comment.