I used to think that the “critiquable” section of dA was the best.
Look at that, it’s amazing, I love it. But of course, this was taken from “critiques”. You never see a low-star critique there for a reason… the artist can choose to DELETE it, and dA being dA, they are bound to delete anything “unfair” (read: anything that doesn’t say “omg this is so kawaii ^_^”). Meaning that the only way for me to give any critique without the artist deleting it for being “unfair” is posting it somewhere like here, so enjoy.
“Sexy Ninja” by xChemicalxCoffeex
Well, to start off, the hands don’t even look like they’re on the ground. Second of all, what are those two lines near the torso? Is this supposed to be an anorexic ninja or something? And now that I think about it… does this have ANYTHING to do with a ninja? Was it just put there so the author got more pageviews?
“Ratchet New Outfit” by Ratchetl-Lover
Apparently, during the making of Ratchet’s new outfit, he had to have the wrench surgically merged with his right hand, and he had to cut off his left hand. Go figure.
Why did L just suddenly stop growing past the waist? It looks like he could eat his own legs in one bite.
“A World Of Total Perfection” by agnekiskutis
agnekiskutis’s world of “Total perfection”? Furries and lots of lens flare.
I’m done. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna create enough lens flare to blind myself.
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