Recent Complaints

Month in Review: March 2010

One of the most important aspects of being an artist is being able to listen to criticism; especially if it’s negative. An artist should be mature enough to respect his critics and to use their complaints to grow as an artist. Tartlets, however, are not real artists; they just play them on the internet. That’s [...]

Dry Eyes all Around

When I’m feeling down and blue, nothing cheers me up quite like knowing that there are other people out there who are miserable too. Depressing poetry is like God’s way of saying “Everything is going to be okay: You’re not nearly as bad off as this whiny prick”**. Perhaps the best part of depressing poetry [...]

Hungover Like the Wolf

The mirror by *jmillart

If you wake up in real life to the sight of a wolf on it’s hind legs in your mirror, it’s time to stop working late nights at the zoo and / or lay off the fucking drugs. But of course, this picture is merely of the artist’s “wishful thinking”, seeing [...]

Anatomy is for Amateurs

Oh DeviantArt!  You bastion of the incompetent, you safe-haven for the inept.  What absolute wonders your pages hold and what joys there are to be found inside of you.  Why, I can think of no other place online where the arguments of eugenicists are proven right time and time again.  Yes, [...]

Isn't it ironic?

Dwaf Cat by *brandy212

As frequent readers of this blog like you should know, there are some people who like to recreate their favorite music/fanfic/whatever person as an animal, and often they love to use Paint – and often it looks like this.

No, this isn’t Bill Kaulitz as a cat, it’s actually another DevianTard’s [...]