Mr. Kaiser's Collection of Shorts - The Sequel

1. ~~sadnes~~

_–Sadness–_ by ~cathrynth22

Haha, yeah. I’ve drawn a perfect example of teenage angst recolor art, but how can I improve it more so I can post it on the Internet? Oh right: I will resize it to 300×238 pixels and use the best compression rate MS Paint offers. Voila.

2. Beanerboy131994 unironically is the best username on the Internet

3 Words To Describe Me by ~beanerboy131994

THIS. THIS is truly art. Not only did the artist create a masterpiece, he also revealed his secret: A website where you – hold your breath – can write text on pictures. Online. Nice! Look what I’ve made for you, Beanerboy131994!

3. AMY ROSE?

Amy Rose? (Halloween) by Afterhumanity

Now check this out: The artist has drawn Amy so badly (foxes don’t have human asses, you fucking idiot) that he himself isn’t sure if that actually is Amy Rose – hence the title, “Amy Rose?”. Okay, that was a terrible joke, so instead I just copy & paste my favorite Newgrounds review for this picture: “BRUTALLY EPIC!”

4. aaahhahahahaha

Leah Poses for Alvin by =tinfoil5

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahhahahhahahhahahhahahHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHHAHAHHAaaaaaaaa…..AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhhhh….

hah

“@Velociroraptor That's not a valid reason, what i really want to know is why everytine they pop up their comments ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“they pop up because you are here. And you won't leave. ”
Velociraptor on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“FOR HALLOWEEN, I WANT TO DRESS UP AS MYSELF AND SCARE THE FUCK OUTTA EVERYONE! METOKUR WILL TREMBLE WHEN THEY ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“THESE GODDAMN IMPERSONATORS KEEP POPPING UP BECAUSE I AM A SHITTY LITTLE RETARD! THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO THE SHIT THAT ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“I realise that but, what i don't get is how these impersonations keep popping up. ”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“@nathan you do realize that this is their site and you are kind of been intruding for the last year ...”
Velociraptor on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“@Anontheanon I know it's you doing all those terrible impersonations of me. Drop the charade and reveal your true form ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“Anonymous, please stay the hell from my blog - it is not made for the likes of you or ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“Okay i am sick and tired of thesemotherfucking assholes trying to impersonate me. And if Anonymous is listening - stay the ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
“DID I MENTION I SUCK SO MUCH THAT I CAN SUCK OFF A PENIS A MILE AWAY???? YES! BECAUSE I ...”
Nathan Forester on “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Tim

April 29th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Foxes don’t wear shoes, either. ps. thats a hedgehog, if you knew your animals correctly.

Nathan F

April 30th, 2010 at 5:54 am

Yes it is a hedgehog, surely you know that.

Nathan G

April 30th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

It’s fucking Drawn horribly that’s the important thing.

April 30th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Hey, who is THIS guy? Is he my evil twin?

May 1st, 2010 at 10:23 am

@nathan f: of course i know that, but apprarently these citics dont.

May 1st, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Fuck you

May 1st, 2010 at 7:31 pm

@Tim

Indeed. They need to brush up more.

Cathryn

May 3rd, 2010 at 6:05 am

Fuck you! Get from here conceited animal !
What imagine how you criticize the pictures ? Mainly mine !!!???
When you are not skilled at them … oh fuck you…

May 3rd, 2010 at 6:24 pm

It’s no wonder Habermann is one of the most despised people on the internet, even Enclyopedia Dramatica makes fun of him.