Recent Complaints

Hbomberguy's Collection of Shorts

star trek by ~SavoyLemon

Now I know Spock (or ‘Leonard Nimoy’ as Kirk is putting it – demonstrating that the insanity brought on by this picture extends to the characters themselves) has a special Vulcan sign, but I didn’t know it involved having a broken hand with mutant fingers twisting away on the end [...]

Pray for Death

The Beautiful Death 2 by ~thebeautifuldeath76

Why is this portrait titled “The Beautiful Death”? Is there a sniper off-screen about to blow this chick’s brains out? Or is it simply because this hideously deformed mutant girl wishes for death? I’ll admit: If my neck was double the size it should be, [...]

Shocked by Toxicity

I found this gem while browsing through deviantART’s most recent submissions. To those of you out there who sort your frontpage submissions by “popularity”, I would encourage you to sort by “most recent” instead, as doing so gives you a better perspective of what dA has become: A breeding ground for the self-indulgent and overly-defensive.

Kindergartners are Better Artists than Tartlets

The picture above is the amalgamation of just about every kindergarten student’s “family portrait.” It shows no concern for proper lighting, demonstrates a complete lack of detail, and a blatant disregard for transparent overlapping. Yet, despite all this, more warmth emanates from this simplistic crayon creation than the vast majority of submissions to deviantART.

Take a [...]

A Veritable “Wall of Text”

Beautiful Songs by ~eclipse-of-you

I know what you’re thinking: “Is this a picture or a poem?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is deviantART, the most obnoxious user-generated content service in the world, and can make you want to [...]