There isn’t much respect for “edgy art” on the mainstream circuit. To casual art fans, the ideas of enema painting or jacking off onto paper and calling it a completed piece seem to be ridiculous extremes to take, even for the sake of “expression.” Surprise surprise: The mainstream might be onto something for once. But [...]
The Beautiful Death 2 by ~thebeautifuldeath76
Why is this portrait titled “The Beautiful Death”? Is there a sniper off-screen about to blow this chick’s brains out? Or is it simply because this hideously deformed mutant girl wishes for death? I’ll admit: If my neck was double the size it should be, [...]
I found this gem while browsing through deviantART’s most recent submissions. To those of you out there who sort your frontpage submissions by “popularity”, I would encourage you to sort by “most recent” instead, as doing so gives you a better perspective of what dA has become: A breeding ground for the self-indulgent and overly-defensive.
The picture above is the amalgamation of just about every kindergarten student’s “family portrait.” It shows no concern for proper lighting, demonstrates a complete lack of detail, and a blatant disregard for transparent overlapping. Yet, despite all this, more warmth emanates from this simplistic crayon creation than the vast majority of submissions to deviantART.
Take a [...]
Beautiful Songs by ~eclipse-of-you
I know what you’re thinking: “Is this a picture or a poem?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is deviantART, the most obnoxious user-generated content service in the world, and can make you want to [...]
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