Whoops, never mind: The artist seems to be a furry. I guess they think they’re awesome since one of their tablet drawings got a Daily Deviation. But no matter how hard they try, they will never be this awesome.

I wonder what the deal is behind this picture. It’s a cheetah in a wig.

Discoveries by *BloodHowl

Whoops, never mind: The artist seems to be a furry. I guess they think they’re awesome since one of their tablet drawings got a Daily Deviation. But no matter how hard they try, they will never be this awesome.

1. Make an image of a catgirl/wolfgirl/any-kind-of-animal-girl wearing next to nothing.

2. Same as above, but with large(r) breasts.

3. Same as above, but as fan art of a particular character, (sometimes) forsaking the animal parts.

4. Same as any of the above, but [...]]]> In no particular order:

1. Make an image of a catgirl/wolfgirl/any-kind-of-animal-girl wearing next to nothing.

Tiger TF by *cqmorrell

2. Same as above, but with large(r) breasts.

Busty Tabby by *EcchiSenpai

3. Same as above, but as fan art of a particular character, (sometimes) forsaking the animal parts.

Lakehylia’s Stacky by *jollyjack

4. Same as any of the above, but by photographing a ‘real’ woman.

Got Milk? Lactating Inflation by ~BambiBlaze

Alternatively, view this handy guide, from the lovely folks over at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Truth.

NO. ]]>

Yes!

NO.

The more you kick me, The more I refuse to lay down, The more you mock, The more I refuse to take it.

I refuse, To be treated like this, I refuse, To allow you access to my heart, I refuse, To let you know me.

The more you try to degrade, The more I’m going to speak [...]]]> I Refuse / Take A Stand

I Refuse

The more you kick me,
The more I refuse to lay down,
The more you mock,
The more I refuse to take it.

I refuse,
To be treated like this,
I refuse,
To allow you access to my heart,
I refuse,
To let you know me.

The more you try to degrade,
The more I’m going to speak out,
The more hatred you send,
The more I laugh at your intolerance.

I refuse,
To have you hurt me,
I refuse,
To let you get away,
I refuse,
To not take a stand.

Take A Stand

I am not so alone,
This fight is for us all,
Lend me your hand,
Refuse to conform.

I am one being,
One being in millions,
One person yet a strong voice,
I reach out to you.

Lend me your strength,
Take my hand,
Do not be afraid,
We, not them, will win.

In the end,
We shall prevail,
In the end,
We will remain strong.

“I Refuse” and “Take A Stand” are extremely cliché terms to be used in any kind of poem: Just look at the results for “I Refuse” and “Take A Stand”. “I Refuse”/”I refuse to” is basically a fancy way to say “I DON’T WANNA”, whereas “Take a stand” is basically a fancy way to say “TELL THOSE GUYS YOU DON’T WANNA”.

Two poems I wrote for those of us in our crusade against bigotry and hatred.

For redustrial, chocolatier-mihael, and those of you I know who are a part of it and I just don’t know it.

Love and power to us all!

The problem with these messages is that they ALWAYS fail to be inspiring, especially when a bunch of whiny prepubescent brats and nerds use them to boost their crippled spirits and hide out from reality a little longer by “expressing their feelings” in faux poem format, particularly whenever someone reminds them how nerdly or bratty or fat they are.

Here is a basic, expert translation of the above “poetry”:

I DONT WANNA EAT MY CAULIFLOWER
I DONT WANNA GO TO GYM CLASS
I DONT WANNA
TELL THOSE GUYS YOU DONT WANNA

THE INTERNET TERRORISTS

TELL THEM YOU DONT WANNA CRY
TELL THEM YOU DONT WANNA SCREAM
TELL THEM I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE
TELL THEM THEY DONT HAVE A CLUE

WE ARE STRONG, THAT IS WHY WE HAVE TO REMIND OURSELVES ALL THE TIME BECAUSE WE ARENT ALWAYS SURE

WE WILL WIN THE DUMB INTERNET WAR!!!!1

(Note to self: calling a fat girl “fat” leads to poetry that no one needs to be subjected to… I hope that this isn’t what anyone wanted.)

We are bound,
Together we’re one,
One voice, One Hope,
The end… Is nigh…

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And this is why I should know better than to connect my youtube account to my deviantART if I’m going to comment on videos that should never have been made. Not that it matters. It was [...]]]> A response to our previous art review in the brief.

I’m proud of myself. I’ve now been flamed.

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And this is why I should know better than to connect my youtube account to my deviantART if I’m going to comment on videos that should never have been made. Not that it matters. It was for a good cause.

She and her audience appear to be confused: Does reviewing a piece of work constitute a personal attack on the artist? It should be sought as a catalyst for growth and reflection. This should be embraced, rather than something to hide from, like a scared child.

Re*view”\, n. [F. revue, fr. revu, p. p. of revoir to see again, L. revidere; pref. re- re- + videre to see. See View, and cf. Revise.]

1. A second or repeated view; a re["e]xamination; a retrospective survey; a looking over again; as, a review of one’s studies; a review of life. 2. An examination with a view to amendment or improvement; revision; as, an author’s review of his works. 3. A critical examination of a publication, with remarks; a criticism; a critique.

The piece for review was suggested at the behest of valued site fans and friends and not as part of a personal attack. We do not apologize for reviewing the work, as it is the primary purpose of DCQC — to suggest to other artists via example on what not to do.

We do, however, extend our condolences to you, ~alchemical-disaster, and your cosplayer friends, over those nasty youtube trolls and their scathing playground criticisms and name-callings. We can only hope that you all gain the maturity to work through it together and ignore them instead of falling into their trap and giving them many laughs now, and for many times to come, in the forseeable future.

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I think you can guess who this is supposed to be. Upon further inspection (watching part of the movie again) I discovered that her name was Peg. I never would have remembered that. Yay for humanized Disney dog characters.

Unclean outlines, [...]]]>

Lady and the Tramp – “He’s a Tramp”:

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I think you can guess who this is supposed to be. Upon further inspection (watching part of the movie again) I discovered that her name was Peg. I never would have remembered that. Yay for humanized Disney dog characters.

Ain’t No Lady by ~alchemical-disaster

Unclean outlines, broken anatomy (look at that ribcage and those legs!), bizarre cleavage, and advocation of tobacco use. What else could possibly be wrong about this picture. Oh, I neglected to mention the cryptkeeper/cancer ward patient eyesockets! If the anatomy weren’t so creepy, I’d totally dig the 50 inch hips.

Charlie from [All Dogs Go To Heaven] The Series is the Red Ranger in the Heaven Rangers. Heaven Power is Fire and his weapon is the Heaven Sword.

At first glance, this looks like an original character. But if you look harder, it a more [...]]]>

ADGTH Charlie Red Ranger by ~Siluntwolf

Charlie from [All Dogs Go To Heaven] The Series is the Red Ranger in the Heaven Rangers. Heaven Power is Fire and his weapon is the Heaven Sword.

At first glance, this looks like an original character. But if you look harder, it a more closely resembles a piece of shit. Funny as it is, it was clearly not the artist’s intention.

ADGTH Opperative Johnny by ~Siluntwolf

This is my own ADGTH Character, he’s an Guardian Angel Opperative like Charlie and Itchy.

Now THIS is an original All Dogs Go To Heaven character by ~Siluntwolf. Except it looks like a puddle of piss. Perhaps the artist did intend it to be this way. But what is with the MS Paint outlines?

i carved into a material
then i superglued it to a piece of wood
& then i carved into the wood & made it shiny XD

Well, you know what you’re looking at, and it is an abstract piece. Some rules have been broken here and in this case not in a way that would make your momma proud of you for being a visionary.

• Center composition
• Poor presentation
• Poor craftsmanship

Center compositions can be okay if you know how to make it work. With most pieces (excluding some particularly avant garde works out there) eye movement is visually the strongest yet underlying aspect of a work. It maintains interest and with a center composition you end up with a static and uninteresting piece since the subject/focus is just presented you. It’s safe to assume that the mystery material of this piece is the subject/focus. Well, honestly there’s no eye movement happening except away from this piece of crap.

Same value through out, same balance, and the lines are a pitiful and personally embarrassing attempt at harnessing attention. Yes, I feel embarrassed to look at this piece. These lines make attempts at visual flow yet lead to empty space causing the eye to lazily move from line to line seeking the answer to the all important question, “Why the hell am I looking at this??”. The awkward gashes placed in the wood speak to me, “I tried gouging at the wood a couple of times and got tired of it so wutev.” They actually appear more like accidental damage than purposeful carves. Yes, you can have a Jackson Pollock, but it still looks purposeful in every drop. This crooked-ass photograph, and the piece placed on leopard-print sheets. And I think that this is just what it comes down to. The artist had no idea what they were doing and they let us know that. One needs to have respect for their own work or at least pretend to take their work seriously to some extent if they expect other people to take it seriously, or even themselves seriously.

I’d like to ask the artist how much thought and time was put into this piece. Did they feel that it was a natural and immediate piece of genius, did they feel that this was something worth calling art? Do they not feel any disappointment or shame for being the one to label this art? I personally feel that if anyone is to call such a thing art they have very poor perception. In general. I feel like I’m going to be critiquing a lot of pieces with a lot of the same problems so I’m going to try to find some more…unique ones as this goes on.

The completed project in all it’s glory. Here we Tammy celebrating 4/20 in a ganja goddess like pose. I wasn’t sure what to name it so i tried to pick the most bouncy and heady name i could think of; “Bouncy Bliss”. I hope everyone had some high [...]]]>

Tammy- Bouncy Bliss by ~The-Herb-Kerby

The completed project in all it’s glory. Here we Tammy celebrating 4/20 in a ganja goddess like pose. I wasn’t sure what to name it so i tried to pick the most bouncy and heady name i could think of; “Bouncy Bliss”. I hope everyone had some high times yesterday, and I look forward to any suggestions or comments. Peace.

-theHERB

Damn, someone must’ve bought some bunk shit, because it doesn’t look remotely like anything that would come out of blazing a dank eighth.

Severus Snape cartoon by ~Scorp-xXx

this drawing was an accident….

When Scorp-xXx was born, her parents looked at her and said “this baby was an accident…..”

Yeah, that’s really all I have. Sorry.