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star trek by ~SavoyLemon

Now I know Spock (or ‘Leonard Nimoy’ as Kirk is putting it – demonstrating that the insanity brought on by this picture extends to the characters themselves) has a special Vulcan sign, but I didn’t know it involved having a broken hand with mutant fingers twisting away on the end [...]

Shocked by Toxicity

I found this gem while browsing through deviantART’s most recent submissions. To those of you out there who sort your frontpage submissions by “popularity”, I would encourage you to sort by “most recent” instead, as doing so gives you a better perspective of what dA has become: A breeding ground for the self-indulgent and overly-defensive.

Designing Your deviantART Profile

I thought that I’d “mix things up a bit” today by penning a handy guide for you eager-to-learn tartlets out there! Specifically, those of you who are looking to pimp out your deviantART profiles, so you can start mingling with the “cool kids”. Today, I bring you my how-to guide on how to design a [...]

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ZSilver + ZGrey Hunting by ~epicoverload

Sometimes, there’s simply not much to say about a picture. Sometimes, the flaws in this picture are so obvious that commentating on it is needless. Sometimes, a picture is so badly drawn, that anyone who isn’t fully blind can figure out that it belongs in a 15 year [...]

Further Down the Spiral

If you dig deep enough, you’ll find a little-known sub-culture hidden beneath the house that the goth movement built: Fatties, virgins, and fat virgins alike who pretend that they are real life vampires, and who claim to indulge in the taste of blood in between the hour-long bathroom sessions it takes them to apply their [...]