A recent survey which doesn’t actually exist recently showed that the guitar is the most popular instrument of all time, with second and third place going to the electric ocarina and toy xylophone. With the popularity of the guitar at it’s peak thanks to video games such as “Guitar Hero” and “Guitar Hero: Aerosmith Edition”, [...]
With the Christmas spirit in full bloom, I decided there is no better present than making oneself feel better by making others look bad. Christmas + Cosplay is a pretty popular trend, and what better way to show off this wonderful holiday? Am I right?
If you said yes, burn in hell.
Speaking of hell, here is [...]
I’d like to think that most men can agree that lesbians are fucking hot as hell. Of course, when I say “lesbians”, I don’t mean ACTUAL lesbians, who are typically ugly / fat / otherwise unappealing to the opposite sex. When I say “lesbians”, I mean straight girls who are paid money to make out [...]
As much as I love “lo-fi webcomics“, this one really takes the cake. Seriously, I don’t know where to begin criticising that picture: The heads are totally deformed, the shitty weeaboo style with a whiff of teenage angst bullshit, OR THE FACT THAT THE RIGHT GIRL’S FEET ARE CRIPPLED AND YOU CAN SEE [...]
1. Pika-Pika!
Source: Unknown
Look at the people in the background, trying to ignore that fat bitch molesting her cat.
Also, SLIPPERS.
2. NO
Source: http://mericle.deviantart.com/art/Bill-Kaulitz-Fursona-59335350
A fursona ref for my idol Bill Kaulitz, the singer of Tokio Hotel (one of the best bands ever!).
I’m not gonna analyse this picture and [...]
Naruto.
The name itself just screams weeaboo faggotry, does it not? If you want to name a certain fan base who ruined anime in general for the rest of us fucking decent anime fans, Naruto’s stands out the highest. Why is that? What attracts these idiots to pull the crap they do? I’m afraid I don’t [...]
I used to think that the “critiquable” section of dA was the best.
Look at that, it’s amazing, I love it. But of course, this was taken from “critiques”. You never see a low-star critique there for a reason… the artist can choose to DELETE it, and dA being dA, [...]
Hello, I’m the Cosplay Critic. I rip off cheesy intros, just like everyone else.
“Hey Neptune, I want to stick something in Uranus!” ~ Unfunny joke from every Sailor Moon fan alive.
Offended yet? I’m not. If you are going to do a fucking lesbian kiss scene for cosplay, [...]
So it’s been awhile. Yeah.
To decide on what to critique, I came up with a fun and easy solution. Try this at home kids! Pick a number between One and Thirty. Now go to Deviantart, and search the term cosplay. Click on the “newest” tab, and count the number of pictures until you reach said [...]
Teruchan is a very popular cosplayer. It still amazes me on how she became popular.
Oh wait. I think I found out why.
How many men/women masturbated to this?
Where do I even begin. It’s hard to break down a picture with so many fucking flaws. I think I’ll be creative [...]
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