Recent Complaints

The Production Diary of Some Cookie Licking Whore

I already wrote a short piece about one of cookielickerxox’s pictures for this article, but surprise surprise I stumbled upon her works again in the ‘Most Recent’ section of deviantART. It was such an interesting coincidence that I had to look deeper at her work.

Cookielickerxox has only been signed up for deviantART for the better [...]

Kagome, Empress of Darkness VS A Major Copyright Dispute

People tell us that we’re unfoundedly mean and evil for making fun of the pictures on deviantART. But the problem is that deviantART is an abyss, and in the words of everyone’s favourite German: ‘The abyss gazes also into you.’ Hence, we’ve become corrupted and turned into such meanies due to the very art we’ve [...]

Kindergartners are Better Artists than Tartlets

The picture above is the amalgamation of just about every kindergarten student’s “family portrait.” It shows no concern for proper lighting, demonstrates a complete lack of detail, and a blatant disregard for transparent overlapping. Yet, despite all this, more warmth emanates from this simplistic crayon creation than the vast majority of submissions to deviantART.

Take a [...]

Designing Your deviantART Profile

I thought that I’d “mix things up a bit” today by penning a handy guide for you eager-to-learn tartlets out there! Specifically, those of you who are looking to pimp out your deviantART profiles, so you can start mingling with the “cool kids”. Today, I bring you my how-to guide on how to design a [...]

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ZSilver + ZGrey Hunting by ~epicoverload

Sometimes, there’s simply not much to say about a picture. Sometimes, the flaws in this picture are so obvious that commentating on it is needless. Sometimes, a picture is so badly drawn, that anyone who isn’t fully blind can figure out that it belongs in a 15 year [...]